vampireapologist:

eilti:

jagermortis:

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

This healed me….

fixitfelixjnr:

the best part of jimmy neutron

https://href.li/?https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/dbrey4/awwso_sweet/ reddit.com

everythingfox:

me trying to organize my life

uglynewyork:

when i stretch in the morning

poblacht-na-n-oibrithe:

kingofthewilds:

peteseeger:

my man has won meltdown may on day 1

jooferslannister:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52504187

Tesla’s founder Elon Musk wiped $14bn off its value after tweeting its share price was too high in his opinion.

The tweet also knocked $3bn off Mr Musk’s own stake in Tesla as investors promptly bailed out of the company.

“Tesla stock price is too high imo,” he said, one of several tweets that included a vow to sell his possessions.

In other tweets, he said his girlfriend was mad at him, while another simply read: “Rage, rage against the dying of the light of consciousness.”

roumman:

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He did it to short the stock. 

Basically what that means is he had a bunch of stock, sold it at the high price, tweeted this shit, prices dropped, and he rebought his stock back at the low price. When prices increase again, he can do the same shit all over again.

Executives do this all the time. Not necessarily through tweets, but if they have insider information that the stock’s about to drop, they’ll do this. Tell everyone who has shares (usually employees) not to sell because the price will go up, secretly sell all of yours over the weekend, and then on Monday, crash the stock, and buy again at the low price while all your employees lose the entire value.

This wasn’t Elon Musk fucking around and being an idiot. This was the calculated move of an executive looking to make more cash and score a slightly higher score of riches.

Like always, eat the rich.

Capitalism sure is an economic system

momir:
“You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
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momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

ratqueer:

ratqueer:

Sorry babe, during sex, the plague mask stays ON

hm. this post Aged 

localstarboy:

Visual representation of over thinking

itzaboutchloe:

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Fruits Basket Season 2 Episode 7

(Anime vs Manga)

ttv:

ttv:

thefuzzydave:

so much smol

Smol Collection

By: @thefuzzydave

Date: 2018

More: How many different animals can you spot in this collection?

Playlist: Smol Awoo | Smol Bath | Smol Collection | Smol Angel

🦌+🦝+🐈+❓

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“ this changes everything oh my god
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do you...

clotpolesonly:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

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